STOPPING BY THE OFFICE ONE DAY
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.
ONE DAY WHILE SCAFFOLDING
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.
Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.
"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.
"Yep", replied Bob.
"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"
Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"
"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"
"Sure," Bob says.
"Why?" asks Jeff.
"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?'"
"Widow?", she said, "no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!"
"So I said: 'I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"
A QUESTION OF BILLING
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff... church, church, church."
And finally...
All good ones!
ReplyDeleteLove them - especially that hedge - looks like the feud in on!
ReplyDeleteI have the perfect neighbor who needs to see this hedge...
ReplyDeleteGlad you all enjoyed! WebDebris, I hear you. I used to have a neighbour years ago that a hedge like that would have been perfect for! Oh yeah...
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