Saturday, October 30, 2010

Saturday Silliness

Today, it’s all about Halloween, starting with a couple of jokes...

Halloween with Beethoven

A daring vacationer in Vienna is walking through a graveyard on Halloween when all of a sudden she hears music. No one is around, so she starts looking to see where it’s coming from.

She finally locates the source and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads, “Ludwig van Beethoven.”

Then she realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward. Puzzled, she leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with her.

By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but it is also being played backward.

Curious, the ladies agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing and the expert concludes that the symphonies are in fact being played in reverse order.

By the next day the word spread and a huge group gathered around the grave to hear the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker approaches the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music.

"Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's just decomposing!!"


Ten Signs That You’re Too Old for Trick or Treating

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Super Hero in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

And ending with some funny pictures...


And finally, my favourite:



Bahahahahaha...

2 comments:

  1. Loved this girl !
    I have had a bit of a hard time lately so I haven't been to any blogs to see what is up .. and I so love seeing any Halloween related posts that make me LAUGH !! and you are right the last one is too funny !
    Thank you : )
    Joy

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  2. I love the last photo; some people have a wonderful sense of humour...and imagination! We didn't have that many kids show up this year. It's too bad. I think the weather didn't help.

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