Saturday, December 25, 2010

Saturday Silliness

I wasn’t sure if anyone would be around on Christmas day, but just in case, here’s a little humor to start the day off right.

Let’s start with some funny pictures...

...and finish with these jokes...

God’s Christmas Email

Just before Christmas God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When she returned she told God, “yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good”.

Well, he thought for a moment and said, “Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another point of view”. So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned she went to God and told him “yes, the Earth is in decline, 95% is bad and 5% is good”.

God said this was not good. So He decided to email the 5% that were good. He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what that email said?

Ah, so you didn't get one either?


The Good Pastor

Pastor Tony is walking down the street on Christmas eve when he notices Larry, a small boy, trying to press the doorbell of a house across the street. However, Larry is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching the boy's efforts for some time, Pastor Tony moves closer to Larry's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to Larry's level, Pastor Tony smiles kindly and asks, 'Now what, my little man?'

To which Larry replies with a beaming grin, 'Now we run!'

Merry Christmas to all!