Saturday, July 30, 2011

Saturday Silliness

Let’s get right to this week’s funny stuff...


Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

- Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

- Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

- When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down narrow aisles.

- Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

- Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

- Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come Robin--to the Bat cave!"

- Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

- Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

- Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

- When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.


Top Ten Kids' Instructions On Life

1. "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls."
- Rocky, age 9

2. "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning."
- Stephanie, age 8

3. "Never bug a pregnant mom."
- Nicholas, age 11

4. "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him."
- Heather, age 16

5. "Never tell your mom her diet's not working."
- Michael, age 14

6. "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone."
- Alyesha, age 13

7. "Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do."
- Hank, age 12

8. "Never dare your little brother to paint the family car."
- Phillip, age 13

9. "Remember the two places you are always welcome-church and Grandma's house."
- Joanne, age 11

10. "When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents."
- Matthew, age 12

3 comments:

  1. Hahahah I love the duel challenge with the gift wrap tubes.

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  2. @LaelShine: Kids say the cutest things!

    @WebDebris: I love that one, too! That's something I know my husband wouldn't hesitate to do!

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