Thursday, July 28, 2011

Today's Trivia – Movie Quotes

Here is another round of movie quotes. How many of them do you recognize?


"Who told you to step on my sneakers, who told you to walk on my side of the block, who told you to be in my neighborhood?"
BUGGIN OUT (Giancarlo Esposito)
Do The Right Thing (1989)

"There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand."
PEE-WEE HERMAN (Paul Reubens)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
CAPTAIN OVEUR (Peter Graves)
Airplane! (1980)

"Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets."
DANTE (Brian O'Halloran)
Clerks (1994)

"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?"
DR. EVIL (Mike Myers)
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

“I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
JESSICA RABBIT (Kathleen Turner)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

"You want me to strap her to the hood? She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something."
CLARK GRISWOLD (Chevy Chase)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)

"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."
MAXWELL SCOTT (Carleton Young)
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)

"Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate."
CRAIG SCHWARTZ (John Cusack)
Being John Malkovich (1999)

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
ALVY SINGER (Woody Allen)
Annie Hall (1977)

"She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter."
EVELYN CROSS MULWRAY (Faye Dunaway)
Chinatown (1974)

"Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL."
DAVE BOWMAN (Keir Dullea)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)


"Because when you're a call girl, you control it, that's why. Because someone wants you...and for an hour...I'm the best actress in the world."
BREE DANIEL (Jane Fonda)
Klute (1971)

"So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
CARL SPACKLER (Bill Murray)
Caddyshack (1980)

"Hitler was better-looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!"
FRANZ LIEBKIND (Kenneth Mars)
The Producers (1968)

"No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform."
ED WOOD (Johnny Depp)
Ed Wood (1994)

"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass."
MARCELLUS WALLACE (Ving Rhames)
Pulp Fiction (1994)

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
FRENCH SOLDIER (John Cleese)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

"...I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
JACK BYRNES (Robert De Niro)
Meet the Parents (2000)

"I just hate you and I hate your ass face."
CORKY ST. CLAIR (Christopher Guest)
Waiting for Guffman (1996)

"And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper."
MARGE GUNDERSON (Frances McDormand)
Fargo (1996)

"I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. The problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."
DAVID ST. HUBBINS (Michael McKean)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
WOODERSON (Matthew McConaughey)
Dazed and Confused (1993)

2 comments:

  1. Some great quotes from some great movies. Now I am going to have to rent Caddyshack! My favorite quote of all time is from Bruce Campbell's movie Army of Darkness. "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

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