Saturday, October 8, 2011

Saturday Silliness

Today’s silliness revolves around Thanksgiving, which is coming up here in Canada on October 10th...

How to Cook a Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 16: Turk the carvey

Step 17: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 18: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 19: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!


  1. Hilarious! Happy Thanksgiving - Even if your turkey dosn't turn out, it looks like you will have at least enjoyed yourself in the process :)

  2. Happy Thanksgiving, Jane! I wish you a beautiful day with your loved ones.