Saturday, February 2, 2013

Saturday Silliness

Let’s start the day with some humour...


The Blind Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"






Very easy to understand if you live in Canada.


22 comments:

  1. Crazy Canadian weather!! We're supposed to get to +2 here today - Monday we were -29.

    Love these, especially that cow, LOL! Have a great weekend, Martha.

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    1. Canadian weather is truly nuts! This morning the snow is really coming down; quite the winter wonderland out there. Can't wait till spring!

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  2. Hahahaha, these are all great -- including the Grumpy Cat one up in the corner!

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  3. I had to look up what 15C was to F

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  4. LOL! Loved these Martha! Moooooo! My fave.

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  5. ha! love the dog v cat ... so true! my dog was always right there behind the door waiting to jump on me when I came home :)

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    1. Yes, it is very true. Cats view us as being there to serve them!

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  6. As soon as I come home my dog acts like he hasn't seen me in 10 years. My cat? Scowling, because his food bowl is empty! Ha!

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    1. That's cats for you. We are their servants, after all...haha

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  7. I relate to the doggy/kitty joke...what is it with kitahs, anyway!!!!?

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  8. So fun! Thanks for the chuckles!

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  9. I can't pick a favorite! They are all terrific!

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  10. OMG the blind date joke is so funny!!!!!!

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    1. I know... I can actually imagine people doing something like that :)

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  11. I love the fact you make me laugh!!! Even Foxy is smiling!!!!

    ;~) Alice

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