The Blind Date
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
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| Very easy to understand if you live in Canada. |
Crazy Canadian weather!! We're supposed to get to +2 here today - Monday we were -29.
ReplyDeleteLove these, especially that cow, LOL! Have a great weekend, Martha.
Canadian weather is truly nuts! This morning the snow is really coming down; quite the winter wonderland out there. Can't wait till spring!
DeleteHahahaha, these are all great -- including the Grumpy Cat one up in the corner!
ReplyDeleteThere can never be too much Grumpy Cat!
DeleteI had to look up what 15C was to F
ReplyDeleteI do that when it's the other way around!
DeleteLOL! Loved these Martha! Moooooo! My fave.
ReplyDeleteThat was my favourite, too!
Deleteha! love the dog v cat ... so true! my dog was always right there behind the door waiting to jump on me when I came home :)
ReplyDeleteYes, it is very true. Cats view us as being there to serve them!
DeleteAs soon as I come home my dog acts like he hasn't seen me in 10 years. My cat? Scowling, because his food bowl is empty! Ha!
ReplyDeleteThat's cats for you. We are their servants, after all...haha
DeleteI relate to the doggy/kitty joke...what is it with kitahs, anyway!!!!?
ReplyDeleteThey're all nuts, Sophie...:)
DeleteSo fun! Thanks for the chuckles!
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome :)
DeleteI can't pick a favorite! They are all terrific!
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed! We all need to laugh.
DeleteOMG the blind date joke is so funny!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI know... I can actually imagine people doing something like that :)
DeleteI love the fact you make me laugh!!! Even Foxy is smiling!!!!
ReplyDelete;~) Alice
If Foxy was smiling, it was a complete success :)
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