Saturday, February 23, 2013

Saturday Silliness

Let’s laugh it up!

Hospital Rules

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'

What Ails You?

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'


  1. I like the "call for backup" one, LOL! And the grandkids' abbreviated names. So true.

  2. Yes after 36 hours of ycukiness (can't spell..see) I needed that....SMILES!!

  3. always funny stuff! Love visiting your Saturday Silliness :)

  4. Hahaha, I love the old lady wanting a pat down!

  5. Hee hee! Loved the hospital wheelchair one, after having too many hospital wheelchair rides myself!

  6. Glad you all enjoyed the humour. I'm always happy to oblige! I hope you are all having a lovely weekend!

  7. LOL funny love the grandchildren ones so funny!!! Thank you!
    Alice ;)


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