Saturday, February 9, 2013

Saturday Silliness

Some humour to put a smile on your face!

Time To Wake Up

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."

Children Books Not recommended by the National Library Association

- Bob the Germ's Wonderous Journey Into and Back Out of Your Digestive System.

- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's Games of Revenge.

- Clifford the Big Red Dog Accidently Eats his Masters and is Put to Sleep.

- Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose.

- Charles Manson Bedtime Stories.

- Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.

If you're around my age (over 40), you will understand why this is funny.


  1. your saturday silliness always cracks me up!

    1. Glad you like it! Starting the day with a smile is the best way to start.

  2. They are all funny but the first one is priceless! hahahahahahahaha!

  3. Thanks for another hearty laugh on Saturday morning, Martha!
    As a retired elementary teacher, I so enjoyed the book one.
    Alas, I'm plenty old enough to get the the Walton's cartoon! It really had me chuckling!
    And the first one! That could have been an aunt and uncle of mine! Too funny!
    Have a great weekend.

    1. I'm glad you enjoyed, and I hope you are having a nice weekend. I think quite a few of us are old enough to get the Walton's cartoon. I used to watch that show regularly with my family.

  4. Love those book titles! And of course the last one ;)

    1. That last one is hilarious! Some people create the funniest things. The book title about Clifford the big red dog is my favourite. I laughed so hard with that one. I was a huge fan of this dog when I was a kid, so imagining something like this is just too funny.