Saturday, March 2, 2013

Saturday Silliness

Humour time!


The Checkout Line

A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were heavily laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her agitated state of mind and angry demeanor, it was obvious she was in a hurry and not happy about the slowness of the line.

When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!"

"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With that wind kicking up out there and that brand new broom you have, you'll be home in no time."




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16 comments:

  1. Funny! Was laughing all the way through!! I like the kitties, and the witch in line (if that is a true story - well bravo for that store clerk!) ... and before I even read the caption with the owls I was thinking about that old commercial with the owl!)

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    1. I remember that commercial very well, and whenever I see owls I think of it!

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  2. Brooms ~~~ I should offer a broom at the grocery store next time and see if anyone catches on!!

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    1. Some people should take one along with them wherever they go. Just saying...LOL...

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  3. These are all great, but I laughed out loud at the Checkout Line joke!

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    1. That one is funny, and I can think of a few times where people fit that description!

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  4. OOOh, wait till Butterbrains and Smartypants see the pregnant stick lady. They'll be hounding me for a baby now!! Hahahaha!

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  5. That kittycat one is so funny and true, Martha! I'm going to get a much needed dose of kitties at my sister Barb's in Calgary this week. I always seem to be going north in the winter! Have a good week!

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    1. Have a great time! At least you're headed there in March, which isn't that bad a month.

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  6. Hee hee -- too cute! I am particularly familiar with the second kitty picture in the second row!

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    1. I have one cat that sits on my lap quite often whenever I'm in front of my computer. And she pushes her head against my hand to be petted. Cats need to be the center of attention!

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  7. Cats! lol!
    Woman at check out with broom.....LOVED this one! Would it be great to be quick enough to think these up on the spot! (guess I am speaking to myself here....don't mean to imply you are not quick, Martha!)

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    1. I'm sure there are moments when we think about smart remarks but don't voice them!

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  8. lol at the stick figure one

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