Saturday, April 6, 2013

Saturday Silliness

Time for a chuckle...or two...




Cursing While At Work

Dear Employees:

It's been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the department have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to some complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases has been provided below so proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 6
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented....
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that....
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 8
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.....
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 9
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? ....
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? ....
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 11
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?....
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 12
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.....
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.




11 comments:

  1. oh those sayings for work are great! might have to try a couple of those :O

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  2. O hahahahahaa.. number 6, 8, 12.. I really don't know which is my favourite!

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  3. This has started my Saturday off right! Love astroGC too!

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  4. I can so relate to the kitty in the high chair! ;)

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  5. You always find the best stuff!

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  6. Love those cursing at work items.

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  7. I really could have used those 12 sayings so many times, I better 'keep them close', just in case!! lol

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  8. I'm glad you all enjoyed a little humour! A chuckle a day is the best vitamin!

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  9. Thank you so much! Really needed that!!LOL They were all good!

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