Today we start a new week, and what better way to get it going than with some chuckles and chortles...



Funny (Dumb) Celebrity Quotes
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
- Christina Aguilera
"So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?"
- Michael Barrymore
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation


Make it a great day and a fantastic week!
Priceless LMHO - especially the celebrity quotes!
ReplyDeleteHave a great week
XOXO
Those celebrity statements are very funny. I bet they're not happy about them!
DeletePoor Brooke, just goes to show ya that even an Ivy league education at Princeton can't guarantee true genius status. Lucky for her she's got those God given looks baby!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd lots of money!
DeleteLove the cat brain and the 9-lives card! But my fave is the shitrus one over on the sidebar. That made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteThat's what you get when you spray these stupid gimmicks! LOL...
DeleteThat was fun! Thanks for starting our week out with laughs!
ReplyDeleteLaughter is the best thing to start the day with!
DeleteThat orange must of had a huge mother to fill up that glass. It's hard to believe how many citrus fruits it takes to make some juice.
ReplyDeleteIt takes a ridiculous amount of oranges to fill up a glass.
DeleteThanks for the chuckles! And glad you got Sunday to 'unwind'
ReplyDeleteIt's always nice to have a quiet day!
DeleteThanks for the hilarious and *slightly* creepy shares, Martha!
ReplyDeleteSometimes creepy can be fun :)
DeleteThese are very cute. My favorite's the orange juice one.
ReplyDeleteHave a great week, Martha.
xoRobyn
Poor little orange...traumatized!
DeleteThe doormat ~~ I want one ~~ too funny!
ReplyDeleteYay for the Sunday free for the Introvert!
Those dumb sayings !!! SO dumb!
I'd love to have that doormat. I can just imagine what our visitors would think...LOL...
DeleteYes, YAT for the free Sunday for this introvert. It was great!