Monday, July 29, 2013

Chuckles and Chortles

I hope you all had a lovely weekend. Ours was quite full starting with Friday night's retirement party and the pool party, which was originally scheduled for Sunday, but was switched to Saturday, because Sunday was calling for rain. And that was great because yesterday turned out to be a quiet day...exactly what this introvert has been in need of!

Today we start a new week, and what better way to get it going than with some chuckles and chortles...






Funny (Dumb) Celebrity Quotes

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
- Christina Aguilera

"So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?"
- Michael Barrymore

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation


 
 
Make it a great day and a fantastic week!

18 comments:

  1. Priceless LMHO - especially the celebrity quotes!
    Have a great week
    XOXO

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    1. Those celebrity statements are very funny. I bet they're not happy about them!

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  2. Poor Brooke, just goes to show ya that even an Ivy league education at Princeton can't guarantee true genius status. Lucky for her she's got those God given looks baby!!!

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  3. Love the cat brain and the 9-lives card! But my fave is the shitrus one over on the sidebar. That made me laugh out loud!

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    1. That's what you get when you spray these stupid gimmicks! LOL...

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  4. That was fun! Thanks for starting our week out with laughs!

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    1. Laughter is the best thing to start the day with!

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  5. That orange must of had a huge mother to fill up that glass. It's hard to believe how many citrus fruits it takes to make some juice.

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    1. It takes a ridiculous amount of oranges to fill up a glass.

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  6. Thanks for the chuckles! And glad you got Sunday to 'unwind'

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  7. Thanks for the hilarious and *slightly* creepy shares, Martha!

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  8. These are very cute. My favorite's the orange juice one.
    Have a great week, Martha.
    xoRobyn

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  9. The doormat ~~ I want one ~~ too funny!

    Yay for the Sunday free for the Introvert!

    Those dumb sayings !!! SO dumb!

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    1. I'd love to have that doormat. I can just imagine what our visitors would think...LOL...


      Yes, YAT for the free Sunday for this introvert. It was great!

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