Chuckles and Chortles

I hope you all had a lovely weekend. Ours was quite full starting with Friday night's retirement party and the pool party, which was originally scheduled for Sunday, but was switched to Saturday, because Sunday was calling for rain. And that was great because yesterday turned out to be a quiet day...exactly what this introvert has been in need of!

Today we start a new week, and what better way to get it going than with some chuckles and chortles...

Funny (Dumb) Celebrity Quotes

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
- Christina Aguilera

"So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?"
- Michael Barrymore

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation

 

 

Make it a great day and a fantastic week!