Monday, September 23, 2013

Chuckles and Chortles

And so it begins:


Autumn has arrived. Saturday was rainy and miserable all day, so we stayed put. But Sunday was much better, so we headed out to the country area to check on fall foliage. Some of the leaves have started changing colours, but not enough for that full blown autumn splendour. We'll keep checking regularly 'cause I don't want to miss those gorgeous fall photos!

I hope you all had a lovely weekend, and since we're all here, let's have a good laugh together...





Nightmare Final Exam Questions

- Pre-Med: You will be provided with a rusty razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a full bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Don't suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.

- Civil Engineering: With the boxes of toothpicks and glue present, build a platform that will support your weight when you and your platform are suspended over a vat of nitric acid.

- Music: Write a full piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a clarinet and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

- Art: Given one eight-count box of crayons and three sheets of notebook paper, recreate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Skin tones should be true to life.





Make it a great day!

33 comments:

  1. Too funny - especially the Jack Nicholsohn mouse LMHO !!!
    Have a great day Martha!
    XOXO

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    1. I know...that one is hilarious! Of course, you have to have seen the movie to understand it.

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  2. Hilarious jokes. No leaves changing here yet but I'm anxiously awaiting the beauty!

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    1. All that autumn splendour is just around the corner!

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  3. Love your leaf photo, great capture. Thanks for the laughs on Monday morning.

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    1. Thanks, Christine. I'm hoping to capture a lot of fall images this year.

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  4. Love the funnies! Yes autumn has finally arrived! I can't wait until the leaves start changing their colors.

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    1. It's one of the most beautiful times of the year. Mother Nature is gonna paint the town!

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  5. Great LOLs! Now I must go and trim HRH's nails.

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  6. Much the same around here....except for the rain which we got last night.
    Loved 'Here's Johnny'!! lol

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    1. We have a week of sunshine coming up. I hope you'll be getting the same!

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  7. our temps are still semi-warm mid-day. we decided to go apple picking this weekend - love that! Hope you get a little gust of warm Fall weather up your way

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    1. We have the same temps. Semi-warm by day, and much cooler by night. It's the best type of weather.

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  8. haaa I like the pretend one the best... absolutely true

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    1. Glad you enjoyed, Carolyn! And hope you enjoy the day.

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  9. Good Morning Martha,
    It's raining here right and that is something Colorado does not need, it has me very worried.
    So, I really needed a few good laughs. thank you.
    They are all very funny :)

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  10. Cute funnies . Yes Saturday was a right off for out doors but yesterday was a beautiful fall day as is today here . Yesterday was our last horse club event for the season that was good fun . Today cleaning our gardens and taking photos of all things fall lol . Thanks for sharing . Have a good day !

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    1. I'm hoping it's a beautiful autumn season. There's nothing quite like that.

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  11. My little brute weighs 22lbs and has the claws to match!

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  12. Your potpourri posts always make me laugh, Martha. Thank you. I especially like the courtroom comic.

    Have a great week.
    xoRobyn

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    1. Glad you enjoyed, Robyn! Always nice to see you here :)

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  13. As usual you have good ones again today. Thanks for the laugh.

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  14. You always make me laugh! Of course yesterday was a Monday, and I'm behind! LOL! Take care!

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    1. One day later makes no difference. Laughing is a 24/7 affair! :)

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