Monday, September 16, 2013

Chuckles and Chortles

I hope you all had a nice weekend. They sure go by so fast, don’t they? Can you believe half this month is gone? Yikes! Slow down, time...slow down.

Saturday, we got out and about, but I didn’t come home with too many pictures. I just didn’t ‘see’ very much that interested me. I have days like that. The autumn shades are coming up, so I expect there’ll be plenty to photograph.

For now, let’s get to this week's funny stuff...


 
 

The Minister

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: ‘I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.’

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note ‘I’ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’t give you a ticket I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.’




Wishing each and every one of you a good day and a wonderful week.

42 comments:

  1. Oh gosh these are hilarious, thanks so much I really needed a good laugh

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed, Lorraine. We all need to laugh regularly!

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  2. My socks need to remember the buddy system. I have a whole pile of singles who lost their buddy somewhere in the great abyss between the washer and the dryer.

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  3. Thank you for the Monday mornings laughs :)
    And you're right - isn't it crazy that it's going to be October in two weeks??

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    1. It is very crazy. This month seems to be zipping right by!

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  4. I bet dad told them to write that

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  5. These are hilarious! I like the buddy system and the Minister one.

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  6. You always find the funniest LOLs, Martha!

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  7. I wish the 'buddy system' was in effect around here!! lol

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  8. Yeah, because all the socks are black with logos...aaargh!!

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  9. Thanks again for the laughs. I love reading the jokes you share. I hope you are having a wonderful day!

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    1. Yes, it was great, thank you! And I'm glad you enjoy these silly posts.

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  10. So funny, Martha.
    You helped cure my headache!
    Thank you!

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  11. Children indeed. Martha you make me smile- even at 2.45am. A buddy system for socks would be ideal around here.

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  12. I thought the Abdominal Snowman was the best, until I read the last one. That's hilarious, since I'm not Mommy.

    Thanks for the laughs.
    xoRobyn

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  13. Too funny! This a a good way to start a week.

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    1. No better way to start any day than with a smile :)

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  14. Hahahahaaaa.. I don't know which one's my favourite.. the cats.. the snowman.. the crappy grammar lol! Your house must be continually full of laughter :)

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    1. Yes, we are quite a silly bunch! I can't imagine living in a house full of grumpy people.

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  15. WAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! You are so funny Aunty Martha!! I love the snowman, he is so cute! But I've never written that in chalk on our road!!!

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    1. I hope you never write that in chalk on your road! Your mom is such a doll :)

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  16. oh gosh this is hilarious, where oh where are all my second socks lol...kids and fat asses, i tell you i'm going to laugh for a while

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  17. ROFL!!!! These made our night here. The family had a great time reading these.

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  18. Oohhhh, those poor socks. Hope the buddy system works.

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