Monday, September 16, 2013

Chuckles and Chortles

I hope you all had a nice weekend. They sure go by so fast, don’t they? Can you believe half this month is gone? Yikes! Slow down, time...slow down.

Saturday, we got out and about, but I didn’t come home with too many pictures. I just didn’t ‘see’ very much that interested me. I have days like that. The autumn shades are coming up, so I expect there’ll be plenty to photograph.

For now, let’s get to this week's funny stuff...


 
 

The Minister

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: ‘I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.’

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note ‘I’ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’t give you a ticket I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.’




Wishing each and every one of you a good day and a wonderful week.
Posted by at
Labels:

42 comments:

  1. Out of Sight LSeptember 16, 2013 at 6:03 AM

    Oh gosh these are hilarious, thanks so much I really needed a good laugh

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Plowing Through Life (Martha)September 17, 2013 at 6:40 PM

      I'm glad you enjoyed, Lorraine. We all need to laugh regularly!

      Delete
  2. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!September 16, 2013 at 7:02 AM

    My socks need to remember the buddy system. I have a whole pile of singles who lost their buddy somewhere in the great abyss between the washer and the dryer.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Optimistic ExistentialistSeptember 16, 2013 at 8:13 AM

    Thank you for the Monday mornings laughs :)
    And you're right - isn't it crazy that it's going to be October in two weeks??

    ReplyDelete
  4. AdamSeptember 16, 2013 at 8:44 AM

    I bet dad told them to write that

    ReplyDelete
  5. ChristineSeptember 16, 2013 at 8:47 AM

    These are hilarious! I like the buddy system and the Minister one.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Debra She Who SeeksSeptember 16, 2013 at 9:06 AM

    You always find the funniest LOLs, Martha!

    ReplyDelete
  7. JimSeptember 16, 2013 at 9:44 AM

    I wish the 'buddy system' was in effect around here!! lol

    ReplyDelete
  8. fromsophiesviewSeptember 16, 2013 at 10:03 AM

    Yeah, because all the socks are black with logos...aaargh!!

    ReplyDelete
  9. In My Wild EdenSeptember 16, 2013 at 11:38 AM

    Thanks again for the laughs. I love reading the jokes you share. I hope you are having a wonderful day!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Plowing Through Life (Martha)September 17, 2013 at 6:42 PM

      Yes, it was great, thank you! And I'm glad you enjoy these silly posts.

      Delete
  10. MargieSeptember 16, 2013 at 11:44 AM

    So funny, Martha.
    You helped cure my headache!
    Thank you!

    ReplyDelete
  11. UnknownSeptember 16, 2013 at 12:46 PM

    Children indeed. Martha you make me smile- even at 2.45am. A buddy system for socks would be ideal around here.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comSeptember 16, 2013 at 1:17 PM

    I thought the Abdominal Snowman was the best, until I read the last one. That's hilarious, since I'm not Mommy.

    Thanks for the laughs.
    xoRobyn

    ReplyDelete
  13. RedSeptember 16, 2013 at 1:22 PM

    Too funny! This a a good way to start a week.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Chirasree BanerjeeSeptember 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM

    I enjoy your work. Lovely!

    ReplyDelete
  15. BirdieSeptember 16, 2013 at 5:49 PM

    Abdominal Snowman! hahahhaha!

    ReplyDelete
  16. CarolynSeptember 16, 2013 at 7:30 PM

    Evening, Martha ;)

    ReplyDelete
  17. BIKBIK AND ROROSeptember 16, 2013 at 10:54 PM

    Hahahahaaaa.. I don't know which one's my favourite.. the cats.. the snowman.. the crappy grammar lol! Your house must be continually full of laughter :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Plowing Through Life (Martha)September 17, 2013 at 6:45 PM

      Yes, we are quite a silly bunch! I can't imagine living in a house full of grumpy people.

      Delete
  18. My Amazing DaysSeptember 16, 2013 at 11:08 PM

    WAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! You are so funny Aunty Martha!! I love the snowman, he is so cute! But I've never written that in chalk on our road!!!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Plowing Through Life (Martha)September 17, 2013 at 6:46 PM

      I hope you never write that in chalk on your road! Your mom is such a doll :)

      Delete
  19. Out of Sight LSeptember 17, 2013 at 8:31 AM

    oh gosh this is hilarious, where oh where are all my second socks lol...kids and fat asses, i tell you i'm going to laugh for a while

    ReplyDelete
  20. BirdSeptember 17, 2013 at 7:56 PM

    ROFL!!!! These made our night here. The family had a great time reading these.

    ReplyDelete
  21. The Happy WhiskSeptember 20, 2013 at 10:21 AM

    Oohhhh, those poor socks. Hope the buddy system works.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)