Monday, October 7, 2013

Chuckles and Chortles

Did you all have a nice weekend? I certainly hope so. They come and go so fast that we need to make the most out of them. Yesterday we had rain, so we stayed home, all nice and cozy. And because the weather was much nicer on Saturday, we spent it along country roads northeast of our home where I snapped a lot of autumn photos. I even made some friends:

“So...have you seen any good movies lately?”
Aren't horses beautiful? I just adore these animals. And whenever they come over to greet me, it just makes my day.

All in all, it was a wonderful outing, and the further north we went, the better the fall foliage. The leaves aren’t as far along in the city, but they’re getting there.

Anyhow, enough with the blabbing. You’re here for the funny stuff, so let’s get to it...
 




Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

- You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.

- The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

- When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

- The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

- You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."

- You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane. Have a fantastic Monday, and a great week, my blogging friends.



 
Have a fantastic Monday, and a great week, my blogging friends.

42 comments:

  1. Wish you too a lovely week ahead. Loved the first photograph.

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    1. Thanks, Chirasree. And I hope your week is going well!

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  2. I don't know why cats love computer screens so much, my sister's cat does the same thing. Love your photo with the horses.

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    1. I have no idea. We have flat screens that they can't sit on, but one of my cats loves to be close, so she lies down on my lap instead. I guess that's as close to a computer screen as she can get.

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  3. You amaze me how close you can get to all kinds of animals.

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    1. I always speak to them, and I think they're as curious about me as I am about them.

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  4. Oh I love horses. I am actually going horseback riding next Sunday morning and I can't wait!!

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    1. Oh, how wonderful! I should do that. Believe it or not, I've never gone horseback riding. And I just know I would love it!

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  5. Good way to start the day! Thanks Martha. I'll have to check my father's 'reading material' when I visit him today!!! lol

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    1. Hahahaha...make sure to check carefully! It's probably well hidden.

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  6. Oh Martha you're so pretty and I love your photos and all you funny stuff, oh my gosh i'm proud to be Canadian and I am the mostest introvert in the world lol and you are wonderful, I swear I've only had one cup of coffee

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  7. Always get my weekly C&C here, Martha... I WANT that book in the last pic, not because I am disappointed in them, but just to see their faces LOL. I know... cruel :)

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    1. I'd print out that cover and wrap another book in it just to see the expression on my daughter's face when she comes to visit!

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  8. Ahhhh another good morning blog... the picture of you and the horse is precious. It is special when they come over and say hello. I love it when cows do that too. That's one reason I'm 95% a vegetarian. That occasional burger is getting even more occasional...

    Hahaaa and awwwww ... the kitty cats planted too closely together... hahaa

    good morning, Martha ;)

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    1. I'm always excited when the animals walk (sometimes they run) over to say 'hey'. They make my day when they do that. I just love them all.

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  9. Love the 2 LOLs at the end about the books!

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    1. I really loved the Nicholas Sparks joke. I've read all his books and never noticed that!

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  10. I love when horses come to see me too. That is a great picture. I love the "planted" kitties too! Have a wonderful week.

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    1. Horses are simply amazing. And many of them are so happy to come over and say hello. They are social creatures, and enjoy company.

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  11. LOL at Nicholas Sparks. All his books are the same!

    Has the horse seen any good movies lately??

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    1. I know! I never noticed until I saw this funny image!

      The horse said 'neigh' to good movies... *snort* sorry, just couldn't help myself :)

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  12. I love the Mr. Potato Head cartoon! Thank you for lifting my spirits on this dreary Fall day.

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    1. Glad you enjoyed, Cathy! And the sunshine is back! It's another beautiful day in our neighbourhood :)

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  13. Well, I hate to grumble , but I'm retired and I never get weekends. I'm just retired every day. Okay, now swat me!

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    1. Hey, you earned it! Well, okay, maybe a little swat... :)

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  14. I love horses, too. Great shot of that one! And love the cat and mouse. :-) You have a great week, too!

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    1. Thank you, Tina! And I hope your week is going well for you!

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  15. Dead Kitties in a Planter ~~ Agatha Cwistie at her finest!!

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    1. Hahahaha...yes! With detective Hercule Poirot. Or maybe the amateur detective Miss Marple!

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  16. I'm loving the fall color too... making friends with a horse or two is always a delight! I'm your newest GFC follower and RSS subscriber...

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    1. Welcome, Madge. It's always great to see new people here. Thanks for leaving a comment. I will check out your blog/site!

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  17. Making friends with a horse, does not get any better than that, love that shot,
    You make me laugh on Monday's , thanks Martha for the chuckles

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    1. I enjoy starting the week with some humour, and sharing it with all of you!

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  18. I read Mistral's Daughter a long long time ago, loved it./..

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    1. I've read that, too...a very long time ago! It was a great story. I still have the book, so maybe I'll read it again at some point.

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  19. I laughed out loud at when planting the cats. That's great stuff.

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    1. I can't believe they're lying around like that. Cats get into the strangest positions, and I always wonder how they can possibly be comfortable that way.

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  20. LOL love the cat and mouse and the "cat plants"! Thanks so much for the smiles! PS the airline one is funny too!

    Alice ;)

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    1. Glad you enjoyed, Alice. Nice to see you here. Thanks for stopping by!

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