Monday, December 23, 2013

Chuckles and Chortles

It’s the eve of Christmas Eve. Already. The month is quickly coming to an end, and so is this year. How was your weekend? Ours was icy. Literally. Old Man Winter arrived with a vengeance, and painted the town with frost and snow. I’d like nothing better than to kick his ass all the way into spring, but I’d probably break my foot against the blocks of ice. I’ll let Mother Nature take care of him in a few weeks when she fries his ass with sun and warmth.


Be afraid, Old Man Winter. Be very afraid.
* waves fist at him...and runs back inside the heated house *

Today I will be decorating and packaging cookies and chocolate candies that will go to good homes. If you drop by, I’ll be happy to share some with you. I’ll even make you coffee, tea or hot chocolate. Pretty sweet (no pun intended!) deal, no? Just look for the ice-covered house...

But before I become a slave to the kitchen, let’s laugh a little...









Happy Monday, everyone! Only two more sleeps till Christmas morning!

17 comments:

  1. These gave me a smile today! Hope the weather lets up a bit for Christmas. Much peace and joy to you and your family!!

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  2. Lol! Here in Oregon, Old Man Winter has a sorry, soggy, rainy ass, and i want to kick it hard too. Enjoy your icy day! :)

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    1. Sorry and soggy...hahaha...that is funny. Thanks for the chuckle, Mary, and for your visit!

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  3. You always find the BEST cartoons, Martha! That eggnog Santa is too much!

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    1. I take my cartoons very seriously! Only the best for my blogging pals :)

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  4. Martha these are fabulous! Make sure Santa brings you sand for your icy sidewalks!

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  5. Ha! A horny man would be a better gift than an ornament.

    Happy holidays, Martha.

    xoRobyn

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  6. The three wise men were actually named Larry, Curly and Moe

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    1. Psst: Merry♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸✰¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Christmas♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸✰¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Merry ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸✰¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Christmas ☆☆☆And¸¸✰¸¸ a ¸¸✰¸¸Happy ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸✰¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪New¸¸✰¸¸ Year

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    2. Merry Christmas! I love this little artistic message :)

      Big festive hugs to all of you from me!

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