My cats are very well behaved. I’ve never seen anything like it. They don't destroy anything by scratching or chewing or biting. They don't attempt to run out of the house to escape their strictly indoor status. They don’t climb screens or curtains. They don’t beg – or even harass us - for food when we’re eating. They don’t wake us up in the middle of the night or very early in the morning. They actually use their scratching post instead of our furniture. They wait patiently for me to wake up to feed them. And they don’t even bother with the Christmas tree and its ornaments.
What’s up with that? These cats are...well...boring. They don’t provide me with enough funny stories to share like the cats I’ve had before them did. Now those cats...some of them were really badass cats. The type that viral videos are made of.
My cats don’t even knock shit over like the ones in the funny video below. No, not even that.
Do you have cats? Do they misbehave?