Monday, February 8, 2016

Chuckles and Chortles

Happy new week, blogging pals. How is everyone? How was your weekend? And what's going on with you? Nothing new to report here. It's been fairly quiet. And dry. And mild. I don't know what happened to Old Man Winter this year; he hasn't made much of an appearance, which is fine by me.

As I type this my cat, Mocha, is sitting on my lap. She does this every morning right after I feed her. Jumps on my lap, snuggles up against me and purrs up a storm. I like to think that she's thanking me for taking care of her. And does my other cat, Nacho, do the same? Not a chance. No thank you. No nothing. I am here to serve her, after all, right?

Anyhow, enough blah, blah, blah...here's some funny stuff for you.







Have a good one!

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    1. I floss a couple of times a day! Otherwise I have food stuck in there all uncomfortably. Can't stand it.

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    2. I floss! And it's made a huge difference in my dental visits. No more pain, no bleeding gums, much faster process.

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    3. Good for you, Natalie! You'll keep your teeth in great shape for a long time.

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  2. LOL with the bumper sticker :) It was an incredibly fast weekend here, but aren't most of them like that? How cute with your cat, Mocha :)

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  3. LOL on all hilarious oh Girl I want to know, how much I'll miss you so much when you're gooooooone, hey girl (Donny Osmond) my absolute favourite is the last one and how true is that! lol love it, missedc you girl

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    1. That last one made me laugh out loud. Brings back memories of putting my kids to bed when they were that age!

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  4. As a former dental hygienist I always cracked up when people would lie about flossing. Oh really, then why are your gums bleeding like stink???? And don't complain if you loose your teeth to gum disease in a few years.

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    1. Yes, they ALWAYS know at the dental office. I floss every day and I tell you, the visits to the dentist are now so easy! And without pain.

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  5. These are funny Martha, thanks for the laughs. Now that I think about it I am sensitive about my weight.

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    1. You're not alone, Christine! It's a sensitive topic.

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  6. Thank God there isn't a Floss Police Force. We'd be in jail.

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  7. I think I tell more lies than the three in the cartoon. I don't like to put much info on the net and some of it is deliberately wrong.

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    1. Smart move. It's best to keep information pretty basic.

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    1. Just one in particular or all of them in general? Mine is great! She is fantastic at her job and a lot of fun to chat with.

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  9. okay, okay, okay...

    First, strangely, I have never lied about my age, flossing or my weight.

    Second, that bitch grandma's bumper sticker gave me the shits coz it's so rude and demeaning. We're not here to give you grand kids, we're not here to clean your arse when you're sick, we're not here to do your bidding and if you are so desperate for grand kids, have them your bloody self!

    That stuff shits me because I'm 42 this year, still single so still childless. Not my fault, not my choice and it's bad enough to shit me that my life turned out this way, but to be judged by people old enough to know better is repulsive. I wish people would mind their own god dam business. end rant, lol

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    1. I hope you feel better...LOL... I totally agree. People should mind their own business about stuff like this. Aside from it being private, it's also a sensitive topic for many.

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  10. I floss like mad a week before my dental appt! She is always pleased with the results!! I'm not really lying, am I?

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  11. HEE, HEE, the babies in the selfish ovaries...that's funny! :-)

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    1. Only here! In real life I can imagine how angry it could make someone.

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