Monday, July 3, 2017

Chuckles and Chortles

Happy Monday, everyone! How are you all doing? Have you seen any interesting movies lately? Read any good books? Gone anywhere? Done anything fun or exciting or unusual? Do share in the comments below. We were invited for dinner at my best friend's and her husband's home on Friday evening. They live in Montreal. The food was great and the company even better. My friend and I have known each other since we were four. Isn't that amazing? Love it. And love her. Now that we live so much closer, we can see each other whenever we want. Love that, too.

I won't go on and on this morning because it's going to be a busy day. So here's some funny stuff to start the day off right. Enjoy!







Have a good one.

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  1. Debra She Who SeeksJuly 3, 2017 at 9:24 AM

    The Lego army! Let the pie cool first! Hahahahahaha!

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  2. coffeeontheporchwithmeJuly 3, 2017 at 9:39 AM

    You picked some good ones this week! As the mother of a boy who LOVED Lego, I can confirm that one. We did the fireworks thing, and now are just enjoying getting other outdoor jobs done. -Jenn

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    1. MarthaJuly 6, 2017 at 9:16 AM

      I've stepped on my fair share of toys! LOL

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  3. Rain July 3, 2017 at 10:51 AM

    I love the funnies Martha! :) Honestly, with the rain, all I've been interested in doing is eating and drinking lol...I've been in the kitchen non-stop it seems. I'm reading Groucho Marx's auto-biography and it's one witty line after the other...very funny! We finally have sunshine! I'll be out on my porch all day likely, catching up on blogs and reading! Hope you have a great Monday! :)

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    1. MarthaJuly 6, 2017 at 9:17 AM

      I didn't even know Groucho Marx had an auto-biography! I can just imagine how hilarious it is.

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  4. Silver in AZJuly 3, 2017 at 11:14 AM

    some REALLY funny ones there!!!

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  5. AdamJuly 3, 2017 at 11:34 AM

    I remember someone making the point that British soldiers were like walking targets with the bright red uniforms

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  6. Taken For GrantedJuly 3, 2017 at 12:02 PM

    Thanks for the Monday laughs. The lego and foot one was funny. I have stepped on my share of them.

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  7. bettyJuly 3, 2017 at 12:25 PM

    Oh my gosh! They were all great. Can't even pick a favorite one this time! Sounds like a wonderful time with your friends for dinner!

    betty

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    1. MarthaJuly 6, 2017 at 9:21 AM

      It's always nice to get together with good friends.

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  8. jenny_oJuly 3, 2017 at 1:29 PM

    I love the Lego one!! I think I love it extra because it looks like a kid might have done it (the unmade bed in the background, the fact that there's Lego to begin with, and having had a son who came up with similar things that made me laugh until my stomach hurt). I could be wrong about that, but it's still excellent :)

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    1. MarthaJuly 6, 2017 at 9:25 AM

      HAHAHA! I love your comment. That's very observant. And I agree; it looks like a kid might have done it.

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  9. ChristineJuly 3, 2017 at 3:22 PM

    Thanks for the laughs! I did find a book by Obama called 'The audacity of hope' (2006) for $1 at the church garage sale this weekend!

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  10. Janie JunebugJuly 3, 2017 at 5:14 PM

    My son and I went out to eat yesterday. Then we watched a hilarious new Netflix series called Glow.

    Love,
    Janie

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  11. RedJuly 3, 2017 at 8:21 PM

    You always find some good ones for a Monday.

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  12. pilch92July 3, 2017 at 11:06 PM

    Those were all fun. I am glad you got to spend time with an old friend. We never go to the movies, but A Street cat Named Bob and The Accountant ( Ben Affleck) are both great and on DVD. I have Laa Laa Land from the library to watch tomorrow.

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    1. MarthaJuly 6, 2017 at 9:30 AM

      I must watch the movie about Bob the cat. But I'm going to read the book first!

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  13. eJuly 4, 2017 at 8:12 AM

    Chuckling madly here...Have a good day!

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  14. TerryJuly 4, 2017 at 11:11 AM

    A good post. I enjoyed reading it.

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    1. MarthaJuly 6, 2017 at 9:32 AM

      Glad you liked it. I hope you got a good laugh in!

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  15. bailiJuly 5, 2017 at 1:12 PM

    i am so happy for you my friend ,meeting a childhood friend is truly a treat!
    glad you enjoyed the food and company .

    absolutely loved the kidney and the innocent parrot ,here are so many like him ,paying for what they did not do because cops know the "ways"

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    1. MarthaJuly 6, 2017 at 9:33 AM

      The food always tastes better with good company!

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  16. John MJuly 5, 2017 at 5:20 PM

    I enjoyed your collection.

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  17. klahanieJuly 5, 2017 at 7:37 PM

    Hey Martha,

    Great jokes. I do know that beginner witches have a tendency to fly off the handle. Seat belts should be mandatory for those who are test pilots for broom factories.

    Gary :)

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    1. MarthaJuly 6, 2017 at 9:34 AM

      Glad you enjoyed, Gary! And so nice to see you here. Hope all is well!

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  18. JimJuly 5, 2017 at 7:49 PM

    ".....fly off the handle...." LOVE IT!! lolololol Poor Eddie though!! lol

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    1. MarthaJuly 6, 2017 at 9:35 AM

      Eddie picked the wrong person to joke with...LOL

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  19. LL Cool JoeJuly 6, 2017 at 8:01 AM

    Haha, I hope it's okay to laugh on Thursday rather than Monday??

    That really is a life long friend!

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    1. MarthaJuly 6, 2017 at 9:39 AM

      It's okay to laugh at any time with these funnies! They're available year round :)

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