Monday, May 14, 2018

Chuckles and Chortles

Happy Monday, blogging pals. How is everyone doing? I hope you all had a lovely weekend. I'm keeping this post short and sweet because I've got a very busy day ahead. So let's get to the funny stuff right away. Laugh out loud and make sure to have a wonderful day ahead!







46 comments:

  1. Love the cat doing online shopping and the complimentary breakfast!

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    1. If cats could do this, they totally would :)

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  2. So the Tin Man was the first movie killer robot? Too bad he was stopped before he could take out that insufferable Wizard.

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  3. Thanks for the laughs Martha, happy Monday!

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  4. Thanks for the laughs. I really enjoyed "Complimentary Breakfast." Nothing better than a play on words. Have a great Monday.

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  5. LOL with the Royal Flush :) Hope you have a good day, Martha!

    betty

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    1. It is the funniest one this week. At least for me!

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  6. I never thought of a royal flush that way. Same to for a complimentary breakfast.
    Have a great week, Martha.

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  7. The homing pigeons crack me up!! Thanks for the smiles, Martha - hope your busy day is full of fun!

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  8. I definitely needed the laughs today! Thank you!

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  9. I love the gift order of a dead mouse. When someone suggests I put in a doggy door, I always say "no way" because my oldest sister has one and one of her dogs once brought in a dead squirrel and put it in bed with her.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. ACK! That must have traumatized her!

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    2. Her dog told me that he really made his mom scream.

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  10. They are so proud of dead animals

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    1. They are. They feel like mighty hunters.

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  11. I had to look at royal flush a second time before I got it!!

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    1. I know what you mean! Me, too :)

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  12. dear martha i am feeling your happiness in my heart as you sound sooo HAPPY to have spring around you finally !
    stay blessed and happy my friend and thank you for smiles,loved the bees more

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    1. Thank you, Baili! Yes, I am very happy that spring is finally here. The trees are filling in and the flowers are blooming. It is a beautiful sight.

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  13. These were ALL good ones!
    Have a great day, Martha!

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  14. The Royal Flush...........priceless. Hope your week isn't so busy you don't get to enjoy.

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    1. I always make time for fun...and slacking off, Sandy :)

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  15. Hi Martha, I really enjoyed the funnies. They really tickled me and made me feel good for a while. Laughter is a powerful emotion. It works wonders for me. The weekend was the same as usual. That’s not good. I needed something to take my mind off it.

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed them, Terry! Laughter does us all some good.

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  16. Those were hilarious Martha, the pigeon one especially lol! Thanks for the funnies! I hope you're having a nice week so far! Out in the garden? It went down to zero last night boo! The sun is out today though and I'm on the porch, recovering from a little injury...On Sunday Pavlov ran after a squirrel and my leg got caught up in his rope...eeeeeeeeeyaaaaaah...rope burn around my ankle, it's horrible. I'm hobbling! I guess I'll have a permanent reminder of his time here after all lol... ;)

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    1. I still haven't been out. Yesterday I spent the day cleaning and trying to remove the cat hair. Tomorrow I'll definitely go out as long as the weather is nice! I'll work on the front flower bed and we might even paint our deck. One or the other or both :)

      ACK! That sounds painful. Pavlov left with a bang! LOL I hope things settle down for you now that S&P have returned to their owner. You'll be able to get back to a normal routine.

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  17. Good selection again Martha ... thanks

    All the best Jan

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    1. You're very welcome! Nice to see you back, Jan :)

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  18. Loved them all, Martha! Thanks for brightening my evening!

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