Well, we don't have a fireplace, so you can forget about him coming in through the chimney and stuff like that there. I suppose he could enter through the front door or through one of two patio doors, but that would set off the alarm and freak everyone out. Opening a window would also have the alarm waking up the neighbourhood, not to mention scaring the hell out of the reindeer.
* sigh *
Maybe Santa should do like Amazon and just leave it outside the front door. Or be like the post office and mistakenly leave it outside the neighbour's front door. *snort*
Now it's your turn!
We have a fireplace!
ReplyDeleteJust remember not to light it that night :)
DeleteI have a gas fireplace which has a small vent out the basement wall. No luck there.
ReplyDeleteA bit of a tight squeeze!
DeleteHe has a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer, a little old driver, so lively and quick, so maybe he can come through the cat door. -Jenn
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! That is funny, Jenn :) I can even picture it happening!
DeleteIf it was just my husband home, Santa could just waltz through the front door with no problem! But *I* lock everything up, so I guess he'd have to squeeze through the 6" pipe on the wood stove. Good luck with that, Santa; hope that diet you said you were starting last January worked :D
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! Now he's going to leave you coal :)
DeleteWe do have chimney. But some how he makes apperence at our place, I guess it magick at it best.
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It is like magic! Thanks for stopping by :)
DeleteNo fireplace here either. :)
ReplyDeleteI've a feeling he'll make sure to get into your place to give lovely gifts to all the cats! Just a guess :)
DeleteWe have a fire place but I'm not sure it works, LOL. We also have security doors and double locks on all the doors. I think Santa would need a crow bar or a set of keys to get in here :)
ReplyDeletebetty
He's magical. Maybe he'll just materialize!
DeleteWe always had a fireplace but I supose he could just come in the front door if you leave it unlocked. I have also see “santa keys” you can hand outside your door and only he can use it.
ReplyDeleteLisa
Santa keys! How creative. I've never heard that before. That is very cool.
DeleteI'm sure Santa has kept up with the times and can download himself into your house via your internet connection. But in many cases, he might be stopped by the ad blocker. I guess he'll soon need to get one of those Star Trek transporters.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! Maybe I should leave myself a reminder to turn off the ad blocker :)
DeleteSurely Santa is connected to a tracking APP by now.......it's the least one could expect!! lol
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! So true, Jim!
DeleteI do have a fireplace, too big for him and it's locked by a metal door.
ReplyDeleteHe'll have to find another way to get in!
DeleteNo fireplace here. I think that he had phaser transporters (Star Trek) long before humans thought of them. I think that when he puts his finger on the side of his nose (he's not wiping it) that it transports him into the house and then out again.
ReplyDeleteCould be, Cathy! Star Trek stole the idea from him :)
DeleteNo fireplace - but plenty of magic. (I think we'll be ok!)
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
HAHA! Yes, I'm sure you'll be fine. Santa has plenty of magic to go around :)
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